16 07 2008

If you’re one of those individuals, like myself, who pretty much lives on the Internet, you may have come across an interesting website known as Time Cube. This involving work is the brainchild of Gene Ray, retired electrician, and self-proclaimed Wisest Man on Earth. It sets forth a radical new theory of everything, which essentially states that… erm… well, it’s rather difficult to determine exactly what it states. However, it appears to be predicated upon the fact that the Sun appears in a different location depending on where you are on Earth. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, the Earth is divided into time zones! One might suggest that this is the consequence of the spherical nature of the Earth, but that would appear to be because we’re all STUPID and EDUCATED. No, geometry has nothing to do with it, it’s because each quadrant of the Earth rotates by itself. You see, Gene Ray has noticed that the day can essentially be divided into four portions, sunrise, noon, sundown, and night. These, by the way, are not at all arbitrary, because our perception of the sun obviously transcends silly things like “relativity”, “mathematics”, and “position”. Now, seeing as it’s always one of these somewhere on Earth, and each quadrant is, for some reason, immutably and objectively placed on the Earth, and a fundamental and transcendent unit of measurement the Earth goes through four days every day. This, as described above, is not the result of geometry, but apparently the result of some sort of hyperspatial rotation caused byu the biunding of the earth into squandtants qsoiefhjqasdopgjopi’a AUUUUUUUUGHJHGHHHGHGHHFGHHGHHGHGH0oidahfkalsdfgkhasjl;g.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

So yeah, it’s completely hyper-schizophrenic and insane. I really tried to follow his logic up there, but it’s painful. That outburst was only somewhat exagerated, actually. I think I’ll go lie down.

Oh, I forgot: Gene Ray has also discovered that, in three dimensions, everyhting can be given a bounding box! He seems to be claiming that this somehow proves his theory. Owwwwwwwwww.




2 responses

16 07 2008

Your harmonic bastard. Don’t know you evil school thought teaches spherical satanism? By laughing at cube is god you don’t understand you miss your own evil lies bastard.

But seriously, I’m impressed, not too mention a little scared, that you actually tried to understand him.

17 07 2008
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